Nobody's afternoons have gone quite as expected.
It's amazing, the trouble a few Christmas lights can cause.
Well, I guess it wouldn't be fair to give them all the blame, as there were quite a few other factors involved as well. The wormholes did plenty of inconvenient things, and the dragon also had its fair share of mischief-making. Regardless of anyone's intentions, there's now a human trapped on a very dangerous planet, and a bunch of aliens trying to deal with their own personal problems whilst being battered around by the will of the universe.
There's also this game with a hippo in it. It's quite popular at the moment, but it's probably just another fad.